For Holly the idea that she can belong among a group of elites might be too much too handle.
With this in mind....
Who isn't anxious these days?
Why with all the parenting decisions one must make and the lack of civility in an unstable world it's a no wonder anyone can fully be labeled 'sane'.
Bring in Holly - an uptight mom of a thumb sucking daughter, a husband who might be unfaithful, and a PTA president whose got it out for her!
Might one wonder on the side what ever happened to her illustrious hard fought film degree and why it's not been utilized to propel her career.
Oh, and dare I say plenty of added drama with THE Primm Neighborhood Mystery SAGA!
Which all leads up to one burning question- Is there such a thing as a perfect MOM?!
Well, as a gal with ADHD who runs on high energy 24-7 (the healthy kind) I can attest to the notion that nobody is perfect but when surrounded by the wealthy and powerful it's good to just keep doing your thing and ignore.
By this I mean my kids attended a private Catholic school. We were left bankrupt, homeless, and without income for over a year. The financial aid was a blessing but some of the rich ones are quite nauseating and comical.
If you ain't driving a SUV , BMW, Porsche -- you ain't nobody!
They will gaggle like geese and the gossip is unbelievable. They will work in sync better than heads of Amazon, and will do what's necessary to see there kids succeed at all costs (even if it means bouncing your kids off the team).
It's a dog eat dog world and this one made the reality that many of us live all the more clearer.
Yes, my former husband also had multiple affairs which didn't help the gossip train but it was also a matter of survival of the fittest and it all came down to the wallet.
To save your sanity don't worry if they walk in front of you and turn their back while you were speaking to that person -- IT's normal behavior!
Don't worry if they run over your lil Civic parked out on the street-Clearly the crazed mom thought she had enough room for the 3 ton SUV that just ran over the top of your car without even a note of apology.
Don't worry if these crazed loons join the local PTA groups for attention or become heads of the sports you love because clearly your kid sucked in their eyes and wasn't worth the energy to be informed they weren't selected for the team.
Besides clearly you enjoyed the fact that the nonstop chatter via group chat was welcomed at all hours of the day and night or else you would've commented and requested to be excluded...
Right? -- Oh wait-- You did request to be excluded oh well ok---we'll just keep you in the group chat anyway so your older cell which doesn't have the exit out feature will ping all day long.
YOU WELCOME!
Oh and my favorite - if you must volunteer- remember your spot can be given away at anytime unbenounced to you- so if you show, and are signed up, and clearly your name is in that spot...TOUGH!
So have yourself a great day...lol oh and you can leave and go home now!
(enter the elusive sarcasm) here...
For those who think this isn't happening --go to a private catholic school as a poor family!
Now pay up and enjoy all the expensive outings we hold all year round!
Donations are recommended as well as volunteering and if you don't pay the fee your kids are excluded ...Happy Holidays!
OMG!! Loved it all!
Thank you to the author for showcasing the craziness daily...We love ya!
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